...we have the North Koreans losing to Portugal 7 to 0 in this soccer tournament thingie. I know, "World Cup"...but I grew up when soccer was something that they did in Europe, except for Pele, who was supposedly good at it. Anyway, I'm thinking that the coach of the North Korean team will be lucky if he is breaking rocks for the rest of his life. Worst case? Dear Leader will have the next six generations of his family executed.
Then again, it's possible that the North Korean people have already been told that their team won the World Cup. I recently read that North Korea recently announced a breakthrough in nuclear fusion research, so anything is possible. Having a more than passing interest in Science I know that the odds of North Korea actually achieving this are just about the same as the odds of me scoring a rebound date with Sandra Bullock.