…because of the above, I haven’t been able to do much outside
…my brother’s passing in late April
Each summer, Ms. Rivers and I do some kind of water trip, either a canoe or kayak(s) down the Susquehanna River. I readily confess that this is something Ms. Rivers really enjoys, as it evokes memories of prior times. Me? I like being on the river and seeing the beauty that it offers. I don't like getting into or out of a canoe or kayak. That latter part is mainly due to two factors:
This year we were on a group trip from Mehoopany to Tunkhannock (PA), which is about an 11 mile water trek. Our vehicle of choice was a double kayak, with me in the back and Ms. Rivers, as usual, in the front. This, by the way, seems to be the logical arrangement of these sorts of things.
Before I go any further, a big shout out to Susquehanna Kayak and Canoe Rentals, who we have used for our paddle trips for several years. They are wonderful folks and highly recommended.
Normally we just take a solo paddle on the river, but this time around we opted for a group trip, where "group" was something like 50-ish people. What was wonderful about the trip was the age range of participants: Some were older than us (a nice thought...), some were our age, some were younger. There was even a very young man (more to come on that...). We did chat with some of the other participants, and everyone seemed to have a good time.
This is the inevitable part of the posting where I add some weird element to the trip. To that point, we had three special paddle participants.
First, there was "Old Man Playing Loud Music". One of the attractive parts of paddling in the Susquehanna are the sounds. These include paddles in the water. Birds overhead. The sound of the water flowing. The wind through the trees. Things like that, all of which have a certain calming charm about them. This year? We had an old dude playing loud, crappy music from a speaker bungie cord tied to his kayak. Yes, you got that right. So we are paddling down the river and see four bald eagles flying over head. It was a spectacular vison. What did we hear? That would be "Old Man Playing Loud Music" insisting that the entire group listen to Foghat (instead of the eagles overhead). Other notable artists included Charlie Daniels, Journey, Boston and a few others I have tried to blot out of my head. Had he been a bit younger, I'm sure there would have been some Nickelback thrown into the mix. We did our best to paddle ahead of "Old Man Playing Loud Music", but every once in a while he would catch up and we would be forced to confront, for example, Separate Ways by Journey.
Second, we had "Standing Man". This was the guy who had his own special kind of kayak that he could stand in every once in a while. It was actually kind of interesting watching him. Think a cross between an older Tom Sawyer and a skinny biker dude. I want to state for the record that there is no version of Steve Albert in any version of any multi-verse that could ever muster the coordination to do such a thing. While "Old Man Playing Loud Music" was annoying, "Standing Man" was weirdly kind of inspiring.
Third we had "Little Man", who apparently was the son of "Standing Man". "Little Man" was probably 8 or 9 years old and even had his own little version of his father's specialty kayak. I didn't see "Little Man" actually do the standing thing though. What did see was "Little Man" getting towed by his father towards the end of the trip, which was cool. "Little Man" very much reminded me of my late brother Chris when he was that age...both in how he looked and his seemingly boundless energy. This was nice.
Other than the characters on the river (see above), the two other notable parts of the trip involved how wet we got, courtesy of one too many speeding-boats-n-resulting-wakes and the fact that I badly burned by ankles. Yes, to that latter point, I took reasonable precautions to prevent sunburn. Except for my ankles. One lives and one learns.
There may yet be another paddle this year. We shall see.
I don't try to explain, after the fact, what these bordering-on-ridiculous blog postings mean. There are a couple reasons for that, none of which are entertaining enough (for me...) to write about. This noted, what I do find fascinating is how easy it is to read intent into written words. That's both a curse and a blessing for folks that write things, even hacks such as myself. Anyway, I'm going to make an exception to the blog posting interpretation rule.
For example, in my Day 1 posting, I compared how Edinburgh is, well, gritty, dirty, and kind of smells like the Scranton I knew as a kid. I get that this certainly sounds bad...unless you are me, and you grew up in Scranton in the '70s. Granted that other folks, outside of fans of the U.S. version of The Office, probably have a negative impression of Scranton, but I don't. In fact, that gritty/dirty/smells description is, in a word, authentic. While there are tons of tourists here in Edinburgh, as I noted in the Day 2 posting, this is a lived-in kind of place. The tourists just seem to be here for the ride.
Another way to think about this is to consider Edinburgh as a kind of anti-Disney. This isn't a magic kingdom; this is a place where people work, sieges have been had, and more than a few people hung and/or otherwise dispatched. In the words of our tour guide on Sunday, Edinburgh had for the longest time a reputation for being one of the most disgusting cities in Europe. The magic in this kingdom is that people have called this home and fought for it over centuries.
The above noted, my quota for actually explaining blog postings has been met. Since this is about the first time since 2008 that I've done this sort of thing (explaining...), if I do the math then I won't have to do it again until sometime in 2038.
On to the day's festivities.
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Today we did the quasi-common bus tour of the countryside thing. It was fun, based partially on the fact that my knees appreciated that they weren't responsible for all of the day's locomotion. To be a bit more specific, the big stops today were Loch Lomond and Stirling Castle. See the links for more (likely & possibly) factual information.
As we were headed to Loch Lomond, we stopped to see an attraction known as the Kelpies. For purposes of picture set-up, know that this is a very large metal sculpture.
I recently bought a small, 20-volt battery-operated leaf blower to compliment the massive gas-powered Toro model I usually use for stuff around the property. I also have a gas-powered Husqvarna leaf vac that only gets used about once a year, as I end up looking like a coal miner by the time I've finished using it (i.e., it spits out a lot of dust). Anyway, with that gear in mind, Ms. Rivers commented that, with the new leaf blower, I will have less time to spend outside picking up leaves using a bucket and the greatest tool I own...a $3.00 plastic pick-up tool from Harbor Freight (link HERE).
This last piece of leaf pick-up technology is shown below.
Picking up leaves (and other yard thingies) using this combination of gear is, quite frankly, exceedingly inefficient. In fact, it is ridiculously inefficient. There is an almost "Fool On The Hill"-esque quality to the activity.
This is pretty much an activity I engage in most days, March through November, so if you are ever in West Pittston, Pennsylvania just driving around one evening, you're likely to see this ungainly guy (me) wandering around with a bucket and a blue stick-like thing.
So what gives?
Simply put, this really isn't about picking up leaves, sticks, or other yard detritus. The actual end-product of the buckets-full-o-plant matter is only a by-product of a sort. This is about me having a seeming excuse to 1) Be outside on a nice day, and 2) Be alone with my thoughts. I feel, in an odd sort of way, at peace when I am picking up stuff. It feels as if I have some measure of control over my world, even if that world is confined to just a yard in Northeastern Pennsylvania. And for the record, the worse the day I have, the more I look forward to picking up yard stuff, one bit at a time.
My bucket detail work isn't just a bad-day kind of thing. Good days warrant it as well. In fact pretty much any day when it's not raining (or snowing) and about 45+ degrees fahrenheit outside is fair game.
I do have a more upgraded metal pick-up tool, but it's just as much fun to use the $3.00 model. The only downside to the $3.00 model is that it has a limited shelf life, meeting its eventual demise via cracked plastic parts. I always have a few spare ones on hand, by the way, for just such situations. Over the year it has not been uncommon for me to buy 3 or 4 of them at a time, just to keep a supply on hand. They are also quite handy for picking up the odd thing that falls behind the dryer every once in a while.
They say you can't really buy happiness, which is probably true. But for $3.00 I can buy some measure of contentment though, which seems like a really good deal.
I love yard work. This means I also love Spring.
Part of this springs (pun intended) from having grown up in a housing project where I learned to associate planting flowers, etc., as being a sign of affluence. A bigger part though is more deeply ingrained in the machinery running inside my head. More specifically, most of the time my mind is like Times Square in New York City, pre-pandemic: Things going in all different directions, lots of flashing lights vying for attention, and so very much noise. It is, in a word, tiring. While I can physically relax (and probably do so too much these days), actually mentally relaxing is far more difficult.
That changes in the yard.
The grass needs to be cut...so my mind focuses on getting out the mower, making sure it has gas, cleaning it off a bit, and actually cutting the grass. The grass was too high before I cut it, and now it is just right. I've spent effort and gotten a result.
Time to trim the trees...the dwarf plum in the front needs a bit of shaping, so I break out the tools and get to work. It looks really nice afterward. Making sure that the old maple in the back is free from dead branches that might fall onto the garage. Time to get out the pole saw.
I could go on with about four more examples, but they all revolve around the same story, namely that for whatever combination of reasons, being outside and working in the yard gives me the ability to (figuratively & temporarily) move from Times Square to a quiet meadow. There's a certain clarity to the yard that I don't get at, for example, work...the goals are easy to understand, there are no ulterior motives and the results are easy to see. There's also certain predictability to the yard; for example, the lilac's bloom in late April/early May.
This is not just about immediate gratification by the way. In the yard this year I am hoping for two fully blooming honeysuckle plants (which I spent countless hours on last year planting, trimming, and fertilizing). I also have plans to remove a rather ratty-looking ground cover plant in the front, but the replacement is still under consideration. Maybe put in a light pole and clematis?
I'm sure this kind of thing is not unique to me, and perhaps we all need times and places where we can be free from the noise. Mine just happens to be the yard. For others, maybe it's sailing.