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Thursday, September 10, 2015

2016 Presidential Candidates - Two Words

Democrats 
Hillary Clinton - Entitled Ego
Bernie Sanders - Leftwing Dilema
Martin O'Malley - Who's That?
Jim Web - Notta Chance
Lincoln Chafee - He's Running?

Special Bonus...
Joe Biden - Fun Uncle


Republicans
Donald Trump - Misogynistic Megalomaniac
Scott Walker - Hates Unions
Jeb Bush - Neil's Brother
Ted Cruz - Frighteningly Weird
Mike Huckabee - American Theocracy
Chris Christie - Jersey Mafia
Ben Carson - Low Key
Carly Fiorina - HP Disaster
Jim Gilmore - Happy's Brother?
Lindsey Graham - Neat Video
Bobby Jindal - Kenneth (the) Candidate
John Kaisch - He's Republican?
George Pataki - Simply Lost
Rand Paul - Odd Duck
Rick Perry - Smartperson Glasses
Marco Rubio - Bland Salsa
Rick Santorum - Right (of) Mussolini

Special Bonus...
Sarah Palin - Box (of) Cats


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Okay, so I took a few liberties.

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