In case anyone wins the lottery...

...and they feel like being generous to a certain obscure local blogger, then I sincerely ask for the following:

(you can read the details HERE)

For the record I don't really play the guitar, but for a Gretsch Duo Jet I'd learn.

This is the same guitar that George Harrison is seen holding on the cover of his Cloud Nine album.

I like to think of things like this as functional art.