Sad but funny story in today's Scranton Times, linked here.
It seems two crooks who robbed a gas station were caught, after their get-away car ran out of gas. Ooops. Somehow I think the term "criminal genius" will not be applied to either of these two individuals any time soon.
I say give them 10+5 in the in some SCI - 10 for robbery plus an extra 5 for simply being morons.