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Saturday, July 25, 2009

10 Things I'd Rather Do Than Support 'SarahPAC'

I saw an advertisement on the Drudgereport requesting readers to support 'SarahPAC', the political action committee of soon-to-be-former Governor of Alaska (and former mayor of a town the size of Dunmore PA) Sarah Palin. That got me to thinking: now just what would I rather do than support 'SarahPAC'? Putting aside all the fun things in life for a moment, here are a few things that would still be above my providing any kind of support to Todd's wife:

  1. Work in a Mexican sewage treatment plant.
  2. Be one of the late Michael Jackson's creditors (now that would be frustrating).
  3. Wash dogs for a living (I find fewer things smell worse than a wet dog).
  4. Be responsible for emptying Courtney Love's trash (can you imagine what you'd find?).
  5. Write copy for "The Catholic Light".
  6. Try to making a living selling Wall Street Journal subscriptions in Oil City, PA (inside joke...).
  7. Be a police officer and try to give Professor Gates a parking ticket.
  8. Be Rush Limbaugh's 'Hillbilly Heroin' supplier.
  9. Clean up road kill...in Georgia...in August.
  10. Help OJ find the real killer.

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