Top 10 Advantages to Living Alone

For no particular reason and in no particular order.

1. Shockingly easy to to keep your toilet bowl clean.
2. Your cat is always glad to see you.
3. You know who to yell at when clothes are left on the floor.
4. You don't have to worry about what's for dinner.
5. You can make your place smell any way you want.
6. No one complains about unwashed dishes.
7. You don't have to worry about who ate that last piece of __________ in the refrigerator (mainly because there is mostly nothing in your refrigerator).
8. Always plenty of hot water for the morning shower.
9. Lots of storage room.
10. No complaints about constantly having MSNBC on the television.