In a true Yang/Ying display, I made a run to Borders and picked up the following:
"Too Fat To Fish" by Artie Lange
Being a Howard Stern fan I feel almost obligated to read Artie's book, although I do confess that I'm not much of an Artie Lange fan. For me, the Golden Age of Howard Stern was the early 90's, when it was Howard, Robin, Jackie, Fred and Billy West in studio. The whole "Jackie Puppet" thing still makes me laugh myself silly.
"God is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything" by Christopher Hitchens
I've read some short articles by Hitchens before, so I figure that there is probably enough material in a book of his to keep me entertained. Note that I don't necessarily subscribe to the whole "God is a figment of your imagination" thing, but I do enjoy a good logical argument.