Which brings me to dogs.
While I don't have a dog, and probably will not ever have a dog, I don't have anything conceptually against dogs. In fact I love the concept of a dog. They are noble, loving and loyal creatures...unlike many of their owners.
To the extent to which I have a "problem" with dogs it's because I find that they are, well, stinky. Given all the senses, my sense of smell is the one that works best. God knows it's not sight or hearing. I can't blame dogs for their olfactory impairment, as you or I would probably be stinky as well if we consumed what dogs consume. Besides, I know plenty of stinky humans as well. If the worst thing that you can say about a creature is that it "had bad breath" or that it "breaks wind a lot", then that's not so bad. Again, I wish that were the case with many of the humans I deal with.
There is another reason why I'm probably not going to get a dog any time soon: I just can't see doing the "walkies" early in the morning in January, for example. That's not fair to the dog, and it would just make me cranky if I had to. Having a dog means that you should be doing things like venturing out into the tundra before dawn in January. You owe it to the dog. That's your price for having such a noble, loyal creature in your life, and in all honesty, my sloth aside for a moment, it's a pretty reasonably cost.
So the bottom line is that I really do like dogs. I'm just really not good enough to own one. Which is okay.
Want to know what's not okay? Well when it comes to dogs, I have a list.
(See story HERE)
- Evil Owners. I am disgusted and appalled at how some people treat their dogs. Is it me or is the owner of just about every starved dog you see on television bloated and morbidly overweight? What's more, anyone that would abuse a dog (or any other pet) has senses dulled enough to abuse a human as well.
- Proclaiming Some Breeds As Being Bad. This includes enacting laws against certain kinds of dog breeds, such as Pit Bulls. Look, I'm a science kind of guy, and everything I've read, seen and discussed with dog owners tells me that, for example, some Pit Bulls are dangerous because they have been raised to be dangerous. It's not the dogs fault, it's the fault of the evil humans that trained the dog to act against it's nature. Hell, some children are mean and harmful; does that mean we should ban children as well? I think we should ban idiots from owning dogs instead of banning some breeds of dogs.
- Unleashed Dogs Dog's can't conceptualize the notion of drunk drivers, sick-evil humans or other such hazards in our world. Why expose them to this kind of stuff? If you have a dog, let it roam free in your house or, at worst, in your completely fenced in yard. Don't let it run free. That's stupid and simply asking for trouble.
- Eating Dogs. I know, this will sound culturally insensitive, but so be it: I find the idea of eating a dog to be something like cannibalism.
- Puppy Mills. This goes along with item #1. If I were to get a dog it would come from a shelter.